Ok, so I joined the FB revolution. At first, to stay in touch with family. Then I did it, I ventured out into the "high school friends" search.
I found a few old "friends" and a few found me. Then I watched. Some are Farmville fanatics, some Mafia Wars mogels. It's mildly amusing. I started the weirdly addicting farmville, but my crops always die. I never know what to post...I hate posting "I'm eating dinner now, wow, BBQ tates good" but I somehow enjoy reading others' drivel. I was always a good listener, and now I guess I'm a good reader. Does anyone really care what I had for dinner???? I don't return heart requests...will I get run over by a truck now?
Then I saw "her"...yes, the popular senior while I was a freshman. She was on the pep squad (yes, we called it that back then). She was beautiful. She was talented. She was popular. Lead in the musical; active in academics; peppy on the pep squad.
And now...STILL beautiful, thin, gorgeous smile; 480 freakin friends....UGHHHH!!!
Now don't get me wrong...I am not some freak of nature or failure in life. I have done well for myself...have a great career, loving husband, beautiful daughter....
But I have 53 friends on FB. Is it just becuase I am picky and don't accept every freakin friend request? Is it because I wasn't the most popular girl in school? And what the hell does it matter now???? I will just go back to harvesting my corn and horses...but then I realize I don't have the greatest farm, either. Back to my wine...which by the way I bought at a state-run liquor store and I will drink the entire bottle!
Shit. FB SUCKS!
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